Slartboz: Insanely Low Stats & Engagement Here

any day now I'll be able to retire to my own private Carrib isle

still in shock at the microscopic response my video a few days ago got. one with The Gigantic Goliath Tank With Lazers Slaughtering A Massive Zombie Herd in Future Ruins of Normerika 2101 CE

cuz obvs thats a VERY boring idea & topic for a video. who would want to see that or PLAY a game like that? I MUST be insane. duh!

nothing about socmedia makes sense, in general. but on Itch.io this rule holds doubly so. based on the evidence of the last few months I've kept a presence active here for my game Slartboz.

demo-ing tons of work, care & passion?

*meh*

no donations or Patreon signups from here. we get about 1 Like click every few months. over last 3 or 4 months on this site we've gotten a grand total of 0 comments. not just NO praise comments. but NO comments of any kindt

the game desc never matters. the videos up never matters. screenshots never matter. features dont matter. topics dont matter. day and time do not matter. release plans dont matter. 

stats here have been small AT BEST. fake/bots/suspicious at worst. and *always* always always always unpredictable. NOTHING here makes any sense!

If you are a small/indie game dev shop I recommend you run not walk away from this site as a portal for your game. will save you tons of promotional effort that will yield 0 ROI, and lots of kicks to the groin