Slartboz: A Phobia Which Makes Sense

Wrote new "canned scene" for Slartboz. Not sure will make final ver, but fits an existing plot & topic. Might:

Bonk to Abro: "You know... I never really understood the obsession with slartophobia. I mean... wouldn't, like, 'shartophobia' make more sense? Totally fear that!"

You could not disagree with your fren's logic. (Though you didnt like to talk about it in public, you had to admit that you were, in fact, secretly, and for your entire life so far... a shartophobe.)